Balsa Wood

The same as Morning Wood but not fully hard.

Person 1: Woke up with a solid Morning Wood.
Person 2: Same, except mine was a Balsa Wood.

by WoodChipper420 October 15, 2017

jungle wood

A major boner that you may not be able to handle because of its stiffness

My teacher had some major jungle wood and had to leave the classroom

by Bray00009 November 16, 2014

Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013

snapped wood

geting ur dick worked fast

jim got snapped wood from shirley

by Asian Toad June 23, 2011

tyler woods

Tyler woods often has a small dick and often find enjoyment by jacking off to gay porn. Tyler woods will sometimes date guys but it’s often girls. A Tyler has weak sex game. They also look like Sid from toy story. He sometimes dates girls by the name of Maddie, Sara, Sommer, And Alyhia.

tyler woods is gay nigga

by Kellan Whinthorp June 4, 2019

Wood Evolution

The 3 stages of a boner
Stage UNO: Domed= flacid
Stage DOS: Intermediate= almost there
Stage TRES: Saddleback= hard as a rock

Damn man, my grandma is helping get to Stage TRES in the Wood Evolution

by willikowirl January 25, 2011

Yarl's Wood

Detention centre where private companies systematically rape vulnerable women with impunity. Protected by the British Home Office, which refuses Freedom of Information requests about the numbers of rape incidents on the basis that publishing the information would commercially harm the companies involved.

I hear Serco and G4S are raping like madmen at Yarl's Wood, but the government won't release the figures.

Gita: Sonia was Yarl's Wood last night.
Janine: What, you mean RAPED?
Gita: Uhuh.

by Bitumen June 14, 2016