Mud Puddle

The mud puddle is like Dick Frost , but found in the tempuatures more sutible for a penis and feels most like a soggy vagina.

Yesterday afternoon i was driving to my friends house when i saw a pond, i immeditly stopped the car and grew instintly wood knowing a Mud Puddle would be near for fuckin

by Dike Mink April 8, 2008

Stuck in the mud

When a man is having anal sex with his partner, whoever that may be, and his member fails him while inside, thus having the rectum close around and grip the flaccid member.

Me and the lady wanted to try something new in the bed last night. I thought It was going well until I got stuck in the mud.

by Zetters April 24, 2014

Mud Duck

a loud, possibly juicy, fart wot sounds like a muffled duck quacking in a mud puddle.

yo that bitch was straight trippin...when we was peepin that movie she ripped a nasty mud duck son.

by j-tits July 16, 2007

Mud Bunny

A black female; this expression is commonly used to describe a black female who mingles amoung white males.

Conner got himself a Mud Bunny.

by Sweettxred May 31, 2016

mud turtle

A girl who grew up in a trailer park that's cute, but only because she's completely fake and covers herself in make-up. She's a 9.5 at night, but a 6.3 in the morning. You never want to bring this girl home to mom. Probably has a couple STD's and been scraped several times. Only has sex on the first night and is out of place in most social settings. You can never take the trailer park out of her.

G: TJ just met that trick at the bar and went to her double-wide for some fun tonight.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.

by T-Pain Mac October 9, 2008

Mud Hippy

Person who rubs feaces into themselves as a way of getting sexual pleasure . . . Almost like a Hippy rubbing mud into themselves as a body paint in the 1960's

Have you seen that guy rubbing shit all over himself the god damm MUD HIPPY

by StolenMonkey March 6, 2010

cupping mud

Used to describe a flaccid penis when attempting to masturbate. It is another term for masturbation impotence.

"When I attempted to make knuckle babies, I ended up just cupping mud."

by Andre__ November 7, 2013