When someone is completely deader than dead. Not like you're dead dead, but like you're DEAD DEAD. No respawn, but dead, straight DEAD like a bag of bones.
by Un Poco March 27, 2019
A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.
Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
by moosec May 05, 2009
Jill told him that she just wanted to cuddle when they laid on the couch. But thirty minutes into Silver Linings Playbook they cuddle boned.
by HeyWhatsHisName March 05, 2014
It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
by softkitty_2013 May 16, 2016
Did you hear about the date Elissa and Jesse went on last night? They totally ended it by boogie boneing!
by dbix730 June 07, 2009
(Verb)- To smoke a marijuana cigarette. A term generally used by head banging Caucasians who want to get high.
by idontknowmuch August 01, 2016