When a male nuts 12 times in a girls ass then proceeds to put a funnel to her ass then eats the nut and eating her ass and pussy
by Jackelope April 12, 2021
Get the clock cummug. He just got slammed. Not finding his warble-clock, that fool will fall into the cluster-fuck.
guy1: Warble-Clock?
guy2: If her ear were a duck I would Quackit.
guy1: Warble-Clock?
guy2: If her ear were a duck I would Quackit.
by pseodowarble November 19, 2011
Get the warble-clockmug. by Korinthos February 21, 2014
Get the Tour de Clockmug. by Watson00 March 8, 2016
Get the rearrange your clockmug. The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
Get the Alarm Clock Monkey Snugglemug. A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
Get the Doomsday Clockmug. by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025
Get the Park City Alarm Clockmug.