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Italian Job

This sex move begins with a houdini (also said to be a david copperfield) but instead of running outside to the window, you instead penetrate your friend from behind while he penetrates your girlfriend. This act is a good way to break up with a cheating girlfriend and also a way to fuck your friend for whatever reasons you may have.
My friend owed me money and my bitch was cheating on me so I screwed them both by giving my friend an italian job.
by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009
mugGet the Italian Jobmug.

Italian pizza bagel

a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
by MC peepants October 12, 2010
mugGet the Italian pizza bagelmug.

Italian Screw Driver

Yo can you hand me that Italian Screw Driver?
by Jean Binoche October 22, 2007
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Nearest Italian radius

When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius

The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq

Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids
The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile

Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza

Noooooooo-

Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH
by Your Local FBI agent September 9, 2021
mugGet the Nearest Italian radiusmug.

italian chocolate freezie

When you get Nutella licked off of your balls while ice cubes are rubbed on your nipples
Guy 1: So, did Erin do anything special for your birthday?
Guy 2: Yeah! She gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie!
Guy 1: NICE
by gryph May 18, 2014
mugGet the italian chocolate freeziemug.

Italian flower pot

A sexual act that involves eating a pizza from someones anus.
Having an Italian flower pot made pizza night much more interesting

My grandmother was confused when she found "Italian flower pot" in my homemade cook book
by ButtPirateSevenSeas April 18, 2016
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