Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

nonog season

Nonog season.... The time when you can't buy eggnog anymore. HaHa Lyle it's almost nonog season!

He went to every grocery store trying to buy eggnog but alas there was none to be found nonog season is apon us.

by RettaLeigh December 19, 2022

Seasonal Ugly Disorder

Seasonal Ugly Disorder (also known as SUDS) is a period of time during any given season, in which a woman feels like no matter what she does, she is ugly and uncomfortable with her face and body. SUDS usually presents itself during mid to late stages of puberty and lasts the rest of one’s life. The disorder itself can affect someone for up to an entire month if not more.

“Wow. I literally look so disgusting and none of my clothes fit and my face is hideous. I’m definitely going through seasonal ugly disorder.”

by seasonaluglydis December 20, 2022

Whatever seasons your pickle

Same thing as whatever floats your boat

Someone would say some thing, and then you would say whatever seasons your pickle

by Heluvsko December 20, 2022

hollyday season

Da end-of-da-year period when ya see lots of wreaths and garlands festooning homes and businesses.

Da term "hollyday season" could also be a sarcastic term to describe da merely-traditional-and-commercialized nature of Christmas dat many modern-day people seem to consider it, in dat they may indeed buy lavish gifts and put up cheery festive decorations, yet they do not seem to make much if any effort to actually behave any differently or improve their treatment of others during dat period.

by QuacksO December 24, 2022

Villain Season

The time in a man’s life where he decides to quit simping, begin workout routines, and ignore women who don’t matter. It is a man’s realization that he should not give a shit about women in his life who will not stay long term.

A Real Villain’s season may last for years, until he finally finds a respectable woman or gives up.

A Fake Villain’s season may last for only 1-3 months, generally after New Years, where men pretend to be villains but will revert to being little bitches and simping.

I’m over these fake relationships. These hoes on Instagram are all just here for attention. I think it’s time to start Villain Season.

Or

Owen: I think this year I’m going to make more of an effort to hold a steady relationship. How about you?

Cory: Nah dude, it’s Villain Season. I’m just gonna do roids and ignore these bitches.

by Corndog749 January 2, 2023

buzz season

buzz season is essentially when men embrace their masculinity and shave off all of their hair. females hate it, and that’s the best part😈

brodie it’s buzz season, kate’s gonna hate me but idec

by urbadatr6udweeb April 21, 2023