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seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
by Bawgg January 14, 2020
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junior tryhard season

A time in a student's high school career during their 11th grade year in which the individual participates in "tryhard" activities. These include, but are not limited to: working extra hard for a board/ officer position; kissing up to teachers for rec letters; and overall being tryhard in classes.

Sometimes abbreviated to JTS (coined by ALC)
She is really trying to get president of that club, it must be Junior Tryhard Season.
by Aar Bear May 20, 2024
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seasonal sprite

hey look its a seasonal sprite
theyre so fucking short
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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Ball dropping season

The season where a boy in middle school leaves over break with his balls dropped, a deeper voice, an Adam’s apple, and hair in his ass
(This word was created by Mary-Juliana)
His voice hasn’t changed but it’s ok it’s not ball dropping season
by Maryjuliana September 5, 2022
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Lynx Season

Lynx Season is the period after Christmas where every man smells of Lynx Africa deodorant after receiving it as a last minute present.
Abigail: I can't stand the smell of all the dudes in Subway.
Fiona: Yeah, it must be Lynx Season again.
by KingdomofYr February 13, 2022
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Dark Season

(Also referred to as “Darker Days” and “Shadow Days”)
A time I’m someone’s life when they are not quite themselves. This will be passively noticed by them and fully noticed by their friends and family.
Causes can include but are not limited to: Depression, anxiety, loss, breakup and identity crisis.
“Hey, I’ve noticed *name* has been acting off the past few months, what’s going on?”
“He’s going through his Dark Season, so he needs some patience and kindness”
by Professor Anderson November 5, 2020
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