Pickle Penny

A pickle of which has gained the gift of sentient life to ravage the unforgiving teens of Scotland, Ireland, England and whales.

Or a rusted coin fetish

Angus - "I was honestly terrified last night, a Pickle Penny was outside me house last night, it broke it and watched me from the corner, touching itself"

Aaron - "oh god! pickles are very scary though, especially ones that have gained the gift of life"

Angus - "the fuck is a pickle?"

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 2, 2022

Smooth as a pickle

When someone is being incredibly cool and charming. The act of being a suave bastard 😎

Damn that was smooth as a pickle 😍

by Hannah the mad thing May 24, 2020

Prisoner Pickle

1 - Pickles made from storing vegetables in a vagina.

2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.

In work release, my friend Slippery Slope was notorious for getting caught making a prisoner pickle from a cucumber she stole from the kitchen.

by William Teach February 10, 2020

Pickle dancers

A dancer that's so drunk they drink pickle juice and does doggie style to a cat.

Hey Mike the new girls are the best pickle dancers out there.

by Lucien the great and powerful2 October 28, 2018

Fresh pickles

When a gargles vinegar and sucks your dick.

He said that he preferred some fresh pickles

by Kiddro187 March 9, 2021

Pickle chunk

Mouthful size penis

I was going to go on a date with him...but my friend told me he had a pickle chunk.

by Karebear77 May 7, 2018

Pickle-Dick

The act of using a pickle to stimulate a female anus whilst stimulating the vagina with a penis.

"Bro, shit went wild last night, I did a Pickle-Dick on my girlfriend and screamed 'I'm Pickle Diiick!'"

by HumanRick69 September 6, 2021