german helmet

the shape of a bell end on a mans dick

suck my bell

by biggus dikkus November 9, 2006

Helen Keller Ugly

To be so ugly, even Helen Keller would find you unattractive or to be as ugly as Helen Keller

Your girlfriend is Helen Keller Ugly

by omguglyhelen March 29, 2010

Helen

The fucking best name that people thing you are unique and not a basic bitch. Its Greek and it means shining light. But most people who are name Helen are grandma's or moms or teachers.

Person #1: Yo thats Helen. She's fucking smart and cool
Person #2: Yeahhhh ikr! I
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Person #3: Helen's a fucking bitch
Person #1 & 2: OML YOU ARE THE FUCKING BASIC BITCH WE'VE EVER SEEN GO FUCK YOUR SELF YA WHORE

by SimplyHoloLogicalSister September 13, 2018

Helena

An oddly tall vegan girl, often of Germanic descent, who almost resembles an Enderman with a bowl cut. She's usually a sweet and silly person, but can be relatively mature at times. When sad, she will either bake something (to cheer others up) or flaunt her academic skills in an overconfident manner to show off her scientific knowledge to the point where it drives people pissed.

She was being such a Helena when she bragged about her Chemistry grades.

by Epicocc_33 May 21, 2020

Roman Battle Helmet

When one places ones balls AND cock upon another less fortunate individuals forehead and proceeds to photograph the incident, hence giving the appearance that the chosen individual is wearing the aformentioned head decoration.

I'm going to sneak into the white house and personally deliver a roman battle helmet right upon the forehead of our unusually sensual vice president.

by bigballsballinballroomandcouch July 27, 2010

fuzzy helmet

When the pubic hair of another becomes trapped under your foreskin.

I shagged this really hairy bird the other day and ended up with a fuzzy helmet

by little pix December 16, 2008

helen clark

The first female elected prime minister of New Zealand. Not the first female prime minister though; in 1997 Jenny Shipley took over as Prime Minister and Leader of the National Party from Jim Bolger, making her the first femlae Prime Minister. Helen Clark is the leader of the Labour Party and became Prime Minister in 1999 and was elected for a second term in 2002. In 1986 Helen Clark was awarded the annual Peace Prize of the Danish Peace Foundation for her work in promoting peace and disarmament.

Helen Clark may be ugly but shes not as ugly as Don Brash.

by squidynz November 13, 2006