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Heart

The heart is a large, red, fleshy organ that, instead of playing music through pipes like it should, prefers to drench itself in blood and move it around inside of animals by beating against the inside of their ribcages.

The heart is said to be a parasite. This can easily be proved by physical exertion. When it's host has exerted themselves, the heart will beat wildly and sporadically, thus punishing their victims for trying to reject the parasite.

The best cure for the ill effects produced by this creature, is actually excersize and physical exertion. If you become fit enough, your body will gain the power to protect itself from the pain and adverse effects of the heart.
Person 1: Man, you look terrible, what happened?!
Person 2: I jogged 1k and now my chest hurts
Person 1: jeeze, you better get more active or your heart'll kill you
by Erose September 29, 2012
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heartbeat

The sound of the heart valves closing and opening in the heart.
I could really feel my heartbeat after running that marathon.
by officialnurseguy55ster December 8, 2016
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heartbreak

It literally means: breaking of a heart. Or at least it feels like that. Most people will not know what a 'heartbreak' is until they actually experienced it.

It is when someone suffers from great grief, sadness, devastation, and disappointment. A 'heartbreak' usually happens when two people break up with each other. For example: when a boy breaks up with his loving girlfriend because he loves another girl, this man's girlfriend will feel 'heartbroken'. The girl loves him a lot, but when she finds out that her love doesn't like her back, she feels heartbroken, sad, and devastated.

A heartbreak could also happen when your crush gets a girlfriend/boyfriend who is not YOU. You might also feel sad, devastated and brokenhearted.

Many heartbroken people feel like they just want to die. You may not understand this, but once you experience a heartbreak, you will just feel terrible. Trust me, I have a lot of experience in heartbreaks... But, no matter how bad it feels, remember that if the one who breaks your heart doesn't see how wonderful you are, he doesn't deserve you! :)
He broke up with me, got a new girlfriend, and now he moved to another school. This is such a heartbreak!
by SherlockHolmesObsession January 19, 2017
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heart orgasm

a feeling you cant describe.
Me-Oh my god whenever I think of that I get a heart orgasm.

Her-What's that?

Me-I can't describe it.
by worryaboutit March 5, 2017
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hearthing

the process that is similar to human birth but with plants
trust me im a scientist
you know hes hearthing leave him alone
by therealscientist69 July 7, 2017
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Heart Fart

a temporary period of disconnecting from the thoughts and ideas of the mind, allowing the feelings of the heart to spill forth during communication, without filter or measure.
I really want to let you know how I truly feel, so allow me to Heart Fart for a few minutes.
by PHW111 August 4, 2017
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Heartbreak Diet

Not eating after a break up, causing weight-loss. Linked to Love-Sickness.
“She is looking so skinny at the minute... I think she has been on the Heartbreak diet since he dumped her”
by HoneyViolet June 4, 2018
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