Depression hair

Matted unwashed and unbrushed hair because washing and brushing your hair is hard and not a lot of people have the motivation for it.

"Wow your hair is so matted is everything okay?"

"Yeah I just got a case of depression hair"

by Fuck off hoe May 11, 2021

Hair Dryer

The act of queefing in a persons face as they go down on a girl.

I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a Hair Dryer.

by Kirch35 August 10, 2017

A nut hair

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.

That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.

by Hair of the nuts September 21, 2017

Hair bulge

An enormous tuft of pubic hair that gives the false impression of a big tool/package.

Meg, curious like all the other girls about how big Ed's penis actually was in proportion to his famous giant bulge, was horrified to find it was a hair bulge.

by Connor shanebone May 18, 2013

Thomas's Hair

Thomas's Hair is a powerful being, Just like how Clifford the big red dog grew because of how much he was loved, Thomas's hair gained power due to the amount of effort put into it. Thomas's hair is an extremely powerful being, and there are several people who warship it and give compliments to Thomas (all of them Thomas's imaginary friends).

Wow Thomas's hair is crazy
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*

by JonesGotBones January 16, 2023

frat hair

When a frat boy pulls his bangs back towards the top of his head and puts his baseball cap on backwards.

After popping the collar on both of his polos, Chad grabbed a Braves cap and styled his frat hair.

by FolkandFlipFlops June 4, 2014

Moses Hair

Hair that has been parted... sometimes leading to the freedom of Jew-slaves.

Hitler had Moses Hair.

by Terry Farrel October 18, 2007