The Great Saltine Challenge

Eating six saltines in one minute without drinking something.

The Great Saltine Challenge is something Brennan O'C will NEVER complete.

by epicfailureensues December 8, 2009

The Greater Internet

1. An idea where an item on the Internet has reached a large viewing audience over a wide range.

2. If something on the Internet has been seen by many people from different locations it has reached The Greater Internet.

Viral videos, memes, and Tosh.0 fall under The Greater Internet.

Steve. "Have you seen Mike's wipeout on Tosh.0?"

Larry. "Yeah man, he's reached The Greater Internet!"

by ryanothedyno August 6, 2011

Dirty Great Bloater

A very large gentleman

Look at Mick over there, eating all them pies, he's a dirty great bloater.

by Zipppppey November 27, 2012

terribly great

Awe in face of something which does not fit existing categories, but was nonetheless created by human hand.
Sinister and larger than life.

Google's data-mining projects are terribly great.

by teafields November 25, 2013

Slick Greaser

When a man puts so much lotion on when masterbating that when the load comes it blows lotion everywhere.

Spencer was whacking so hard with so much lotion that he threw a slick greaser.

by Steeple Dave May 2, 2014

crack grease

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.

Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?

by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015

the great bandito

An older wiser male who younger people look up to and follow, in the underworld of organized crime. Looked upon as a leader, trustworthy, advisor, and one with answers.

We have to go to The Great Bandito! He'll know what to do, we can trust him.

by Space ghost March 8, 2016