Google Wisdom

Sayings or statements that make an individual appear extremely wise when in actuality, their words are stolen from someone else and can be found by performing a simple Google search.

1) Bert: "I'm kinda nevous about the company holiday party...what am I even going to talk about?"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."

2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"

by PKeternal October 1, 2009

Fuck Google

These ballsy ass motherfuckers at google headquarters said my sonic ROM was a dangerous download, now i cant even play sonic with my dick in my hand i need naked rouge mod so bad. these mfs be trippin, bezos need to get his shit together fr, and elon musk a whole ass rat bruh onm.

fuck google nigga

by my dick hurts a lot January 15, 2023

Sympathy Google

When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.

I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.

by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011

google degree

a degree that is achieved by an individual that has gained knowledge, in their desired area of expertise, by "googling" all information in a specific area of expertise.

Basit from Pakistan is of no help because he only holds a google degree in IT.

by rlmhandle January 15, 2015

Google Gay

When someone stays in the closet, despite his gay tendencies, and stays at home googling gay porn all day

Do you think James is homosexual? Yeah but he's happy with being a google gay for now

by Shump February 1, 2014

Mouth Google

The action of using the "ok google" feature instead of typing manually because you are a lazy ass clown.

Hey Mic C, Mouth Google toilet paper cannon.

by ShamelessGrace September 6, 2016

Google Crime

The act of forwarding, supporting, or otherwise encouraging the spread of information on social media without even the most cursory of internet searches to check the validity of the information.

Did you hear that Liam Neeson is actually 400 years old and was originally elected to be our first president but George Washington sabotaged the results?

Dude, what?

Yeah, I saw it on the internet so it's probably true.
Stop committing Google Crimes and look things up before you post.

by Sooook it! June 5, 2015