nulls gold

When you're camping/hiking for a few days and your poop is golden from the trail food

Sarah: Did you notice anything weird about your poop?
Dave: Yeah, I had some nice nulls gold this morning!

by *sucksteeth* March 26, 2011

Musty Goalkeeper

When you go down on a girl, to be blocked by a stench so unfathomable, you deem that underwear a worthy 'musty goalkeeper'.

Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that musty goalkeeper where it was.

by Grimslow August 30, 2012

Klondike gold rush

The last of the great "metal rushes" of the 19th century, from 1897-1899. Notable for occuring in the hostile, subarctic region of the Yukon Territory and parts of Alaska.

The gold rush was immortalized through works of fiction such as The Call of the Wild by Jack London and equally as much by Charlie Chaplin eating his shoe in a skit about it.

The mansion downtown was built by an old prospector who struck it rich up in th Klondike gold rush

by Unusually platinum February 21, 2013

Punctual Gold

When you're having a great conversation with someone and its just swagalicious

"Man, that conversation that I'm having with Emily is punctual gold"

by Punctual Gold May 25, 2015

"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017

black goalie

When a black male is having sex and when ejcaculating inside of the girl when the semen is half way down her the male sucks it back up like a vacuum saving the semen like a goali

"I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled a black goalie"

by KiidWavy April 13, 2017

Pink Gold Peach

Pink Gold Peach is a variant of Princess Peach from the Super Mario series by Nintendo. She first appeared in a kart racing game called Mario Kart 8 and appeared in several Mario titles after that. She is composed of gold and is colored pink (hence the name), and has a voice somewhat similar to Princess Peach. She is considered by Gaming Youtuber Nathaniel Bandy to be the most unoriginal character Nintendo has ever produced, and is also the bane of his existence.

Person 1: Why does Pink Gold Peach exist? She’s unoriginal and is clearly just a copy of Princess Peach.
Person 2: To be Metal Mario’s girlfriend of course!
Person 1: (Internally screaming)

by CheeseCakeFries June 27, 2021