german bitch

The act of fucking a girl from behind, then killing her with your elbows.

"How did you mom die?"
"Someone killed her by givin her a German Bitch

by Yo madre essay November 26, 2006

German

A game originated in Southern California; When someone says or does something stupid you clench your hand in to a "black power" type fist and give them a hit on the top of their head to acknowledge their stupidity

"Hey John, How come they are called the Los Angeles Lakers?"
"GERMAN!!!!"

by Conan O Brian November 2, 2009

German Clergy

Shoving your entire face in someones ass cheeks.

I just gave her a German Clergy

by Doctor Dirty May 1, 2009

German Handshake

Quite similar to The ever popular "shocker", the german handshake offers not two in the pink and one in the stink, but one in the pink and four in the stink. This form of greeting people was banned and later outlawed in germany shortly after the end of world war 2, and looked upon as a taboo greeting, used only by dirty minded old german men in cheesy pornography.

"Guten Tag Fräulein!" insert four fingers into stink, one thumb into pink and shake hand rapidly to make the German Handshake

by Mr. Shivles April 13, 2009

German sunrise surprise

After a night of sex, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant shit in their mouth. They will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise.

" Dude! this morning I gave my girlfriend a german sunrise surprise for breakfast."

by Mr horrible nasty guy May 6, 2010

Nazi German

A Nazi of German descent

Guy 1: "Hey look at that Nazi his hair is so blonde and he's so tall"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a Nazi German"

by fakies8 January 31, 2009

Germany

The country that takes a very wonderful man away from his very wonderful lady :(

I wish all the airports in Germany would simultaneously close so I wouldn't have to be sad.

by far away February 17, 2009