fucktard

a combination of fucking retard,

often used to combine fucking retard in order to use another fuck somewhere in the sentence without overloading the word fuck.

. . . you're a fucking fucktard you stupid fuck.

by stark5050 June 10, 2011

Fucktard

A fucking retard

Jock: Dude your a fucktard
Nerd: No im not! >:O

by Neeky712 August 7, 2011

Fuckity-damn

Expression of displeasure, dismay, anger, frustration, or just general unease.

Fuckity-damn! Where did I put my car keys?
Oh, great, I'm in this fuckity-damn traffic jam and will be late for work.

by Sniglette July 5, 2011

fucktard

someone who doesn't shut up when they need to

Friend: Blah, blah, blah
You: shut up, you fucktard

by nicolemariesarahwilson July 19, 2011

Facitter

The late-2011 update to Facebook, as a combination of the previous Facebook design with a Twitter-like approach. Facebook+Twitter=Facitter. Pronounced like "face sitter" (as in FAY-sitter or FAYS-itter, as per local dialect).

"Good lord, I can't believe how much crap's spraying out of Facitter today," you say to your friend. "People really hate this."

Your friend leans in from behind and closes your open browser window. "Then take it off your face," she says, shaking her head in mild confusion.

by Energy Lad September 21, 2011

Fucktard

means you are a fucking retard. Basically really really stupid

"That guy was such a fucktard

by aaahhh123457 November 17, 2011

Fucktard

A fucktard is an asshole who cannot show up for work at the same time as everyone else. A Fucktard always seems to bother those of us who could care less if the asshole is here or not.

"I just sat down, now I have to go and wait on that fucktard" "Why can't that fucktard get here when everyone else does?

by Boscoe Once Again March 6, 2012