Hairy frog

Hairy frog ... The act of placing saran wrap over a butthole and sucking in.

Damn I wonder if she will hairy frog me later..

by LaLa42o May 15, 2021

Crazy Frog Lady

Similar to the crazy cat lady, the crazy frog lady is obsessed with the amphibian genera. This obsession is to the point that it negatively impacts all other parts of the persons life, be it friendships, relationships or work. The crazy frog lady would put frog life above human life if she had the choice.

'Oh shit man, have you seen the crazy frog lady, what does she look like?'

'Yeah bro, shes the weird looking one with the frog hat and holding the frog'

by TeddyGe May 23, 2021

bury the frog

to change the subject; kill an idea; move on

This topic has been discussed too long, just bury the frog so we can all move on

by Frog Wrangler September 2, 2010

A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”

“Wow Girl! You just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)

by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011

the magic frog moment

when the energy suddenly changes and seems really surreal and then theres a frog. you follow the frog and it leads to another dimension. this happens to every person at least once in their life. good luck

1 : where did you go?
2 : oh i had the magic frog moment

by ferrettoes1 May 22, 2020

Ugly fat frog

OK SO IDK IT WAS JUST SO FUNNY NAHAHAJAOWKSJDJSLALSNDNDDKLSMZ SNS kill myself!

Ugly fat frog runs

by Peepeestain October 15, 2020

Ice Frog

Derogitory term for a Quebecois, a Quebec francophone. The "ice" is a reference to the ungodly winters that Quebecers (frogs) endure.

Tell me Frenchie, why are your people so out of touch with the modern world and are utterly devoid of humour? Is it because you're too busy thinking about your frozen jenny-tell-ya to care, huh ice froggie?

by Mickey Do right June 30, 2007