five-finger discount

To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

by energy-void June 9, 2005

Five Finger Jive

Masturbation, involving all 5 fingers.

I walked in and he was doing the Five Finger Jive. I shit myself.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

five star Michelin

Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨

Cookin' like a chef I'm a five star Michelin
"Mi"e jeongjeomeul jjikgo nune boyeo illusion

by bangchansmissingsock August 26, 2020

five finger game

An icebreaker game in which one person shamelessly admits five core traits that make them who they are to a complete stranger.

Girl: want to play the five finger game?
Me: sure. I'm ambitious, driven, afraid of disappointing people, slow to relax, and friendly.

by The Man.. February 12, 2014

Five More Minutes

a phrase used by semi-conscious people when needing more sleep; usually followed by more sleep or a glass of cold water

Mother: "Darling, wake up."

Son: "Five more minutes, Mom!"

*zzzzz*

by balloonjuice616 October 16, 2008

Five-Shade Crazy

A person who is rejected/dissed in any type of situation and simply will not accept it. Unfortunately, a Five-Shade Crazy is unavoidable as said person is persistent and determined to "even the game" due to lack of self-confidence and/or maturity.

I told Mark I thought he was ugly, now he's totally being a Five-Shade Crazy.

by TheHJ March 4, 2010

Balls High Five

When a bro fondles his balls, holds up his tainted palm, proclaims "Balls high five!" then subsequently gives a fellow bro a high five.

Bro 1: It’s hot as tits today. I’m standing in ball soup over here. Balls high five!
Bro 2: You got me you bastard; do you have any hand sanitizer?

by ranbn8 April 14, 2011