Turkish Cock Fight

When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis

Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!

by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017

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midnight organ fight

The act of having sex, battling with your sex organs

So my girlfriend challenged me to a midnight organ fight... I came on top.

by TheReal2:23 August 11, 2017

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A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.

Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019

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Alabama sword fight

When two guys have a sword fight with their penises and the loser has to get sex change surgery and get impregnated by the winner, mimicking the behaviour of pseudobiceros bedfordi.

I lost an alabama sword fight against my friend and have to get sex change surgery.

by Crazyjaks July 14, 2023

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Fucking bitch fight

When two female best friends randomly get into a fight without any valid reason and then immediately become friends again right afterward.

Another definition of this is when two female best friends get into a fight whilst constantly screaming “fucking bitch” at each other .

1. Oi fam did you see that fucking bitch fight that happened in front of the canteen.

2. Two girls grab each other’s hair and scream “fucking bitch”

by DefinitionKidzz November 1, 2020

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