almost fight champion

The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.

Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.

by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018

Koala Bear Fight

A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.

Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019

Fight n Fuck

You fight her/him then fuck the brains out of them

She was playing around so i had to go over there and fight n fuck her

by Bmoney1070 June 14, 2018

National Fighting Day

National Fighting Day is on October 26th. Feel free to start fights with anybody you see.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you know what day it is?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*

by SpellingBeeGod October 26, 2022

Turkish Cock Fight

When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis

Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!

by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017

Fucking bitch fight

When two female best friends randomly get into a fight without any valid reason and then immediately become friends again right afterward.

Another definition of this is when two female best friends get into a fight whilst constantly screaming “fucking bitch” at each other .

1. Oi fam did you see that fucking bitch fight that happened in front of the canteen.

2. Two girls grab each other’s hair and scream “fucking bitch”

by DefinitionKidzz November 1, 2020

Dirty Fight Club

You’re not supposed to say.

You don’t talk about doing the dirty fight club.

by Mistermoon May 6, 2020