Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.

Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

sneaky feet

When yous feet are sneaky

“I didn’t hear you coming”

“Yeh I have sneaky feet”

by Sneakyfeet69 August 5, 2019

feet beater

A man that masterbates or beats his meat to foot fetish related materials/pornography.

I knew your boy was weird, but I didn’t know he was a feet beater.

by JMitchMD October 26, 2020

Garlic Feet

A term used in reference to the strange phenomenon in which Garlic can be tasted when rubbed on the bottom of bare feet.

Stop bothering me, or I'll give you Garlic Feet.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024

Feet nigga

Someone who is sexually attracted to feet.

Joe ,stop posting feet pics in the discord. You feet nigga.

by May maylay May 26, 2024

Feets

Feets is definitely a word

I have a feets fettish

by xxkillerboi8 October 19, 2019

feet and foot

When you want to talk about your feet and your foot at the same time. Also "my feet and foot", "foot and feet", and "my foot and feet"

Person 1: my feet and foot
Person 2: I thought it was "my foot and feet".

by These are NOT POODLES May 15, 2022