almost fight champion

The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.
Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
by Bigbrachcock11 October 05, 2018
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Big Boris Fight

A sport where several people, (usually 2 to 6 participants) Encapsulate themselves in a sleeping bag with a hood. Only face is exposed. Standing up, the participants must jump and bounce around in an attempt to knock over your opponents.. last one standing is crowned BIG BORIS..
A typical Big Boris arena is a lounge room and by leaving pets and furniture such as coffee tables and pot plants around, adds to skill and injury level.
Hey bro, up for a Big Boris Fight. Grab ya sleeping bag.
by Joseph sproseph November 25, 2019
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Fucking bitch fight

When two female best friends randomly get into a fight without any valid reason and then immediately become friends again right afterward.

Another definition of this is when two female best friends get into a fight whilst constantly screaming “fucking bitch” at each other .
1. Oi fam did you see that fucking bitch fight that happened in front of the canteen.

2. Two girls grab each other’s hair and scream “fucking bitch”
by DefinitionKidzz November 01, 2020
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Waffle House Fight

A fight that breaks out in a Waffle House, usually as a useless disagreement or mix up.
That guy forgot my syrup! I’m gonna start a Waffle House fight.
by Bread man July 14, 2018
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Naked Nerf Fight

Noun: It's a naked nerf fight, without nerf guns, and just fucking.
“Dude, me and Jessica had a naked nerf fight last night.”
Todd, just act like a normal human being and say you fucked, this is why nobody talks to you”
by Dragon Dick 69 December 10, 2019
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Chode fight arena

The chode fight arena takes place in the Kia at easyms house all the massive chodes from all over the world come to the Kia to battle it out there can only be one champion and the champion is robichode he always wins by using his girthy chode and big cheeks easym always comes second
Let all the chodes gather at the chode fight arena
by Da mandem November 27, 2019
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