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Taxi driver's tan

1) A sun tan that extends to the elbow of one arm (the offside arm), frequently displayed by taxi drivers who nonchalantly steer one handed with the other grabbing the roof, while looking in the mirror to gauge the reactions of their passenger to their reactionary opinions.

2) A tanned appearance of one finger, the result of a catastophic failure in the integrity of the toilet paper when wiping the anus.
"Sod this hotel, the water's off, the bog roll's damp and I've got a taxi driver's tan"
by enile May 28, 2007
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Slave Driver

When a someones girlfriend takes control of every aspect of her boyfriends life. She decides everythings he does.
Steve: Hey john, wats up?

John: Nothing.

Steve: want to chill this weekend?

John: No way man, i have to go to the mall with my girl.

Steve: damn, shes such a slave driver
by DaRealSmitty June 7, 2009
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drive-by shooting

A colloquialism use to describe a ridiculously short stop at a place as if to slow down and then GO! (minus the gun fire)
Dude, we'll throw a drive-by shooting at my in-laws and then hit the strip club.
by The Big Texas December 17, 2008
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queef drive-by

performing a vaginal fart out a window of a car
(car squeals off) pffft!

Jessica: do you smell that?

Barbra: yea smells like a queef!

Jessica: damn! she just did a queef drive-by!
by mv78754 October 7, 2010
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Skyline Drive

The long, steep, mountainous road that terrifies most drivers required to go over to get to Ringwood (The Wood), New Jersey. Link to civilization, with a convenient big Smokey the Bear figure that tells people what the forest fire risk level is. Often dead deer on side of road. Offers view of New York skyline from 20 miles away.
Man, Skyline Drive is scary as hell, and now I'm in the middle of nowhere and about to get eaten by bears.
by kidofthewood July 28, 2008
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Pittsburgh Drive-Around

1) Drinking and driving, particularly when the driver and a load of passengers are all drinking.

2) Getting drunk.
1) On their way to the Buffett show, Charlene and her cousins pulled a Pittsburgh Drive-Around.

2) I tried calling him last night, but he was doing a Pittsburgh Drive-Around in his basement.
by 9pod9 September 24, 2008
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NASCAR driver

by DC10 dude November 5, 2014
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