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Topman Douche

A male who unimaginatively sources all of his style ideas, dress sense and clothes from the catalogues of brands such as Topman or ASOS. Thus looking slightly behind the latest trends and 'wannabe' Hipster.
A Topman Douche might wear - Low cut v-neck tshirts, salmon pink turned up chino shorts, Tortoise shell Raybans, boat shoes, denim shirts, cable knit Norwegian jumpers etc...
by Wilarteve April 8, 2013
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Douche Kill

Camping in call of duty or other fps in totally fucked places with the gayest weapons possible. Gayest weapons can include but are not limited to sniper rifles with acog scope, silenced shotguns, tomahawks, grenades cooked in a suicidal fashion, dual Uzis, energy hammers, c4, urine, sea urchins, power legs(duke nukem mp), rpgs, throwing knifes, and of course bags of dicks.
laying prone at the top of ladders with a shotgun. Laying prone on stairs waiting for a fag to kill. Sitting behind a door.Where no one has every tried to camp before, so they would never expect it is really the general rule for true douche kills. Personally i like to duck behind a desk like a boss with a shotgun while making quotes such as ya fired, or step into my office, we do not negotiate with fags, Im the boss i need the info, etc.......JUST BE A DICK AND YOU TO CAN DOUCHe KILL
by Dymeleon January 10, 2013
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Douche Money

The money you get when you pass go in monopoly.
Damnit! Erik has been getting all the Douche Money while I've been in jail.
by ZeMasterDouche October 29, 2008
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RSS douche

Someone who thinks they are the only ones that know about and read RSS feeds.
Chris is such a RSS douche, I read about that news like last week.
by shooterblaze September 29, 2009
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douche-fairy

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.
guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.
by bittereagle March 6, 2010
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Douche glider

Also called a Swegway, IO Hawk, PhunkeDuck, and "self balancing scooter", it is a small 2 wheeled, self balancing scooter. Once you get at least 1000 followers on vine you must buy one. It automatically proves you have money and are a douchebag.
Person 1: Dude, I hit 1000 followers on vine yesterday! Time to get a Douche Glider
Person 2: AWESOME! I have one also, we can go be rich, jerks together!
Person 1: Hold on, let me put this moment on vine.
by pest21500 December 29, 2015
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douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.
She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.
by a Feminist June 19, 2009
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