shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up

She woke up to find him shooing the dog

by The shining finger March 29, 2015

trap dog

A dog that lives in the trap house. Usually gives company to the drunk/high.

Trapper 1: yo where’s the trap dog bro
Trapper 2: over there with joey he’s mad high

by Trap livi July 6, 2018

Fabreze Dogged

Your dog stinks to high heaven, but you're too lazy to give it a bath, so you spray it with Fabreze.

Joe: Dude, Ellen called and said she was on her way over, so I fabreze dogged Winston.

Brandon: Dude, you're some kind of freakin' genius!

by iconoguy November 8, 2009

beef dog

A dance move invented by some phish kids. It basically consists of turning your wrists inward, locking both arms straight, raising your shoulders and bobbing your head like a douche bag.
some think the origins of this dance move were created from watching other people high as shit having a blast.
Best executed in groups.

Second set ghost was sick but did you see me beef dogging...
It was tight.
AB⚡️DC for life!

by Duder May 31, 2018

dog marmalade

1. A term used in the art world to describe work of a conceptual nature that is pure rubbish entirely without artistic merit or worth. It is a polite substitute for another term : artybollocks, whereby the artist just puts together a whole pile of rubbish and then generates a random meaning to explain it.

2. The combination of two opposing concepts to create a concept that makes little sense.

3. Actual marmalade made from dogs

What do you think of that installation?
its dog marmalade

by marmalade cat October 4, 2013

Dog Seat

The aisle seat on the last row of an airplane, right in front of the bathrooms. If you are in the dog seat, when people line up to use the restroom, their butts are right at your nose level and you have to sniff them. Like a dog sniffing other dogs’ butts. Thus, the “dog seat.”

My trip to Denver was awful. I had the dog seat for both flights.

by El Gid April 24, 2018

The Dog Fucker

Whitney Wisconsin

She shags dogs and wanted to fuck the reptilian lord leafyishere but he destroyed and roasted her causing her to shag another fucking poodle. She fingered her self and asked people what it smelled like this defines her as a the dog fucker

by Patryk the reptilian February 17, 2018