december 7

The day in which all twinks just couldn’t care less

Friend 1: damn you’re really being a bitch today. What’s up with you?
Friend 2: oh you know it’s just december 7

by Kingofhearts127 October 15, 2019

December 11th

The sexiest motherfucker was born on this day. She’s a fr legend.

Oh that girl born on December 11th, she the bomb.

by Realest butch November 12, 2019

Don’t Diddle December

For when you failed no nut November

John: I failed NNN so now I’m doing Don’t Diddle December

by Watson my dear December 2, 2019

decemberween

A holiday made in Homestar Runner cartoons that occors in December when trees are decorated and gifts are exchanged.

This is the worst Decemberween Ever.

by Todd July 16, 2003

No Shame December

No Shame December, NSD.

A follow up to the widely popular No Shave November, when ANYTHING goes.

Dude A: You went home with that girl???
Dude B: Yes, sir. No Shame December!

Girl A: Jenny, did you really eat that whole gallon of ice cream???

Girl B: Don't judge me. NSD!!!

by Vin V December 5, 2009

December 4

December 4 everybody has to be silent at school

It’s December 4th you know what that means, 🤫

by BeepBopBoopBep December 2, 2019

December 12

December 12 is when you can slap any girls ass for 12 minutes straight, and the girls can slap men’s nipples for 12 minutes straight too

Today, on December 12 i had slapped my mans nips

by Ariana M Walls 💞💞 October 18, 2019