dad-a-base

Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)

Where'd your dad keep his dad jokes? In his dad-a-base.

by Jennaak November 24, 2021

carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Caleb’s dad

Caleb’s dad refers to a father figure who has disappeared or has vanished from someone’s (Caleb’s) life.

Lol your dad left like Caleb’s dad

by AnAnonymousUser July 30, 2022

Jaycek's Dad

Does not exist

Jaycek's dad does not exist

by FURIY October 11, 2022

the dad stare

The look you get when you know you're about to get your ass busted.

I knew my ass was grass when I got the dad stare all the way home.

by Robpilk July 4, 2017

Lesley’s dad

Some one who is non-existent

Person 1: Have you seen Lesley’s dad
Person : no he is non-existent

by Somnyama August 17, 2022