Cooterus

The area right in between the cooter and uterus

He kicked her right in the cooterus

by Peetskeet November 15, 2017

cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

by Jmom82 November 29, 2017

Cooter hopper

When your flesh and blood sister won't take one for the team and make you rich and famous off a sex tape

My sister is a cooter hopper because she won't pull a Kim Kardashian and make me rich and famous by making a sex tape.

by B-Randy P December 2, 2017

Cooter

Pussy/vegina you can lick you can eat

1.I love my girls cooter it taste wonderful
2.its a cooter looks good
3. Cooter cooter cooter umm

by Doodoo face December 12, 2017

Cooter Cold

The act of a woman getting an STD.

I wouldn't sleep with her, I heard she has a cooter cold.

by Caaclvl3 January 23, 2018

Cooter

A really scary pedophile who looks like an egg. He typically stays in his house and screws the hole in his wall. PLEASE avoid cooter or you will be raped.

Oh no, I just passed Cooter's house!

by GeeBear May 23, 2018

Coyote ugly

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"

probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018