cruncho

the head honcho of cruncho corps.
he's so cruncho! tee hee hee heh har!

look at that cruncho!

by camster April 28, 2005

Crunchy Crigga

Someone who believes that they are a pimp/player because they talk to any girl they pass (regardless of their looks).

That farmer thinks he's so pimp because he's talking to those ugly girls, what a crunchy crigga!

by The Gingerbread Man November 11, 2006

crunchy

(adj) horny

Feeling crunchy today?

by peanut butter bunny rabbit October 18, 2003

crunchy

A person- but usually linked to females- that is naturally brunette but is blonde on the inside. Just as a Crunchy chocolate bar is brown on the outside but a golden yellow on the inside.

The scene: two girls (both brunette) are sitting against the outside wall of the toilet block, one crying.

"Oh my god Karren, did you just walk into the male toilets again?! You are SUCH a crunchy!"

The scene: two 17 year old boys walking on the feild at school, staring at a particular brunette girl who has just walked into the male toilets

"Damn that girl is a crunchy! If only she had big boobs.."

by Blondie:) October 11, 2006

crunck

messed up, screwed up, awkwardness

What the crunk?
That's crunked up?

by Maximus Prime April 1, 2005

tallahassee pelvic cruncher

When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.

Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.

by roizilla November 19, 2007

Crunchy Muffin

Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.

Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010