Cream Churner

The sexual act of taking Vanilla Bean ice cream and shoving it up your partners anus to use as lubricant.

Sammy's penis was cold as ice after he had a Cream Churner with Sarah.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

loren cream

a shrump of a girl who is closely related to a oompa loompa.

that kid will be a loren cream some day, what a shrump.

by dangrotesque December 27, 2007

Cream Machine

When a gay man has sexual relations with multiple partners without being in a committed relationship.

Thomas told Fredrick that Blane wasn't a good fit for him because he is a true cream machine and wouldn't be faithful.

by TheFurnitureGuy May 9, 2011

CREAM CHIEF

the wanting of a girl ( or boy) to come all over your face

boy asks girl to cum all over him and shouts i am the "cream chief"

by sugarplumfarmer October 20, 2008

cream head

cream head implies someone who is balder than an eagle. if you are classified as a cream head u need to buy a wig. example: Bruce Willis

"I can't believe i saw that cream head walking down the street the other day."

by aguyinthemist October 27, 2017

Bitch cream

An ointment or salve that is applied liberally to the skin to avoid irritation upon contact with a irrational female.

Example:
Guy1 Where are we going now?
Guy2 To Teresa's house.

Guy3 Damn. You need to turn this car around now!

Guy1 WTF? We're almost there.

Guy2 Cuz homie forgot his bitch cream! Every time she opens her mouth homie gets hives.

by twisted english September 17, 2014

Pillow Cream

The cream produced from wrenching a pillow come sponge. Often rendered whilst bathing in the moonlight.

My wife's birthday is coming up and I've been saving up all my pillow cream just for her!

by I. Hava Vageen May 3, 2010