crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.

Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

crabs

Pubic lice, parasitic insects that can infest in the genital area of humans. Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact.

“don’t go for her mate she’s got crabs”

by crabbyboi123 May 20, 2019

Hungry Crab

When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex

She gave me a hungry crab and that’s why I married her!

by Macintosh March 4, 2019

crab ramsey

THE GREAT ONE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CRAB RAMSEY WILL UNITE EVERYONE WITH FORCE AND PEACE

ALL PRAISE TO CRAB RAMSEY

by Jelliedbacon206 May 23, 2019

Crab Clothes

Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones

Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!

by xXCleo1014Xx <---- YT channel May 25, 2019

Crab

A person who has it but won’t share or a person who pulls you down from success

Donald Trump is a Crab for putting up the wall.

Jackboy just got and went right back in them crackas some crabs.

by JahJah 407 June 9, 2019

sesh crab

A sesh crab is a cunt who goes around the sesh just to nip and bite people

Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding

by Rockbeast74 June 15, 2019