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Covid-🇳🇵

When tourism-dependent Nepal reopens Mount Everest to climbers and trekkers despite having the second highest infection rate in South Asia, after India—it has a population of 30 million people and relies on hundreds of foreign diehard mountaineers every year to feed its 200,000 sherpas, guides, and porters.
The Nepalese government has been criticized for being more preoccupied with their party’s in-fighting politics than the coronavirus pandemic—they’re ill-equipped to contain the Covid-🇳🇵situation in the face of zero community based isolation centers and limited ICU beds.
by Covido December 20, 2020
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Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....
Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Covid boomer

generation of individuals born in 2020 and beyond
Ron and Tammy got bored during quarantine and decided to have a covid boomer
by Louis Jackson January 23, 2021
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COVID lite

His doctor got him antivirals right away, and he was vaxxed, so he lucked out and only got COVID lite.
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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covid gumping

Name given to the act of distance running as a hobby only induced by covid and the relative lack of things to do.
Of late, I've been pretty into covid gumping.
by badfeminist March 1, 2021
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Covid-👻

When diehard party-goers who superstitiously believe that the coronavirus is scared of ghosts are required by the authorities to wear a “frightening” mask to remind onlookers that the virus won’t take a break just because it is Halloween.
Unlike Muslim-majority countries that ban Halloween because it is against Islamic teachings, a number of Western nations are allowing the “infidel“ festival to proceed provided the organizers strictly enforce Covid-👻 rules.
by MathPlus October 30, 2020
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Covid Worshiper

An individual who has an irrational fear/obsession with Covid-19 a virus with a 99% survival rate. These folks usually wear masks 24/7 & in some cases gloves. They become very hostile when they observe others not wearing masks or social distancing. Covid Worshiper have been known to lecture, yell, scream and harass others who do not share their irrational fear.

They view unmasked folks as "selfish" or "uncaring" and typically voice this out loud in a temper tantrum.
Covid Worshiper have been known to virtue signal any chance they get as they feel they are helping society for the "greater good" by constantly wearing their masks & yelling virtue signals at unsuspecting strangers. They also feel that the whole world should live in a "Safe space", locked down, double-masked, and gloved up with no foreseeable end in sight.
Many Covid Worshipers typically see the vaccine as their salvation, as they were first in line to receive the shot.

These obsessed individuals won't do anything in life without getting direction from the CDC or local health authority. In short, their life revolves around the Corona Virus hence the term Covid Worshiper.
1. The cashier was such a Covid Worshiper she was getting upset because the customers nose was not covered.

2. Mark was such a Covid Worshiper he always ran in the opposite direction of unmasked people.

3. Trader Joe's was known to be run by Covid Worshipers as they forced their customers to wait outside, masked up and spaced out more than six feet. They also get very upset, kicking out customers for not covering their noses.
by Mr Zionist April 11, 2021
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