converse

converse are stupid ass shoes that look like shit and are only worn by stupid people who think the are cool or emo's.

emo : omg omg i got these new converses

regular cool dude : stupid emo

by yur moms March 9, 2009

Conversation piece

Telling your friends about a girl you screwed

She liked being( fucked ) in the ass she was a good conversation piece of ass

by Rudeabaker September 4, 2017

Chocolate Covered Nuts

When someone wipes their ass and it smears their shit all the way onto their nuts (usually can only happen with male)if it happens with a Female it would be called a Muddy Clam.

"Jacob was nervous while taking a shit so he ended up with chocolate covered nuts"

by blahblahblah February 9, 2004

chocolate covered raisin

An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.

"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."

by anonimissy February 4, 2010

chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005

two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.

"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"

by eric williams August 12, 2006

converse

first basketball shoe ever...
used to be really cool and were worn majorly by punk rock kids..

then nike bought them out and they got ghetto

hey check out my new converse...

by master kenny February 20, 2007