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Cocomelons

What they call huge boobs in the Philippines.
Olyria Roy, the instagram model from Moscow, Russia, has a wonderful pair of Cocomelons.
by launcestonelliot September 24, 2021
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cockomi

The question of which body part has the highest marginal gains in cock appeal when you were guaranteed that the rest would be average, becomes an even more harder question because of the non 0 values and multiple possible local maximas. Solving this question would require the use of complex algorithms like stochastic gradient ascend etc. Thankfully we dont have to answer the harder version of the problems since we are only looking for an approximation of the true answer. Back to the simplifed question. Now that we've decided our variable intervals only thing left would be to construct a cock appeal function from given values. To attain given values we would have to use reasonably sized polls, voted by the genshin players from multiple genshin fanbases. Using the poll with 10332 answers named "Size or Girth?🥵🥵" we could graph this function with relative accuracy. After the graphing, the statistics show us that girth/bend has %63,15 more effect on sexual appeal compared to size when the other is at its bare minimum. Thus approximating the questions answer as girth having more effect on cock appeal.
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by w89d7g June 1, 2022
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cocodile

A cocodile is a crocodile but infinitely cooler
that cocodile was so cool
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CocoSexual

Being sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn
Person A: I am CocoSexual

Person B: what does that mean

Person A: I am sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn
by Werewolf2000 July 6, 2022
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Cockroach Wife Syndrome

A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.
"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"
by User133742069 October 15, 2023
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skunk cock

this occurs when a male pulls his penis out of an anus and the feces make the penile organ smell bad.
i was jammin it up dis chicks ass yesterday and i pulled out after i realized im gettin skunk cock.
by m-j-dub October 25, 2007
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grapple cock

when in the act of sexual intercourse the male (penis) gets stuck in the female (vagina)
Yo, shit one day when I was with my girl she grapple cocked me, and my dick almost snapped off.
by daub. April 7, 2008
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