lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas

"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."

by Web quest December 9, 2018

jesus christ

fancy god boi

jesus christ: igh imma t-pose

by noonecaresbutmynameispaulahi April 3, 2020

alex christe

dumb bitch next to me

fuck off alex christe

by ackakcakckakckkackakakackkacka September 14, 2020

jizzus christ

its when you're jacking off and about to cum then you see jesus on the wall so you end up edging yourself

"fuck fuck fuck" " jizzus christ is watching"

by sexypogger November 1, 2020

Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.

Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show

by Sub128 January 30, 2021

jesus christ

a normal person that died on the cross nothing special

IM A CHRISTAIN I LOVE THE PERSON THAT NORMALY DIED FOR NO REASON AKA jesus christ

by DNA POOP March 10, 2021

haley christ wilson

Haley christ-wilson is a beautiful good looking bitch. She’s fine asf and pulls all the guys. Her curly hair and has a nice booty. She doesn’t put up with people bullshit and will punch anyone. Even though she is beautiful she is quite dumb

Wow that’s Haley christ wilson

by jj97801 June 18, 2021