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if anything changes I'll let you know

something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan
a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:

Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.
by smores21 July 19, 2012
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ching chong store

A place for African Americans to purchase hair care products and the like. Usually owned and operated by people of Asian decent.
I gotsta get a new weave tonight. Do you want to come with me to the ching chong store?
by Steamboat Rock December 23, 2004
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chone

young females, desired by young males for horizontal use
Let's go get us some chone.
by greener May 3, 2005
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choner

a chest-boner;
a bone-spur on the sternum (breastbone) that is widely known to be a penis. Can occur in males or females, though is extremely gross in females.

see also chussy.
Don't bump chests, it might hurt your choner.
by Alfredo January 11, 2005
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Ching Chong Chinaman

Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow.
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shit.
by peacha October 18, 2008
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ching chong

What Donald trumps would say if he was

Insulting the Chinese
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chong

A Mexican guy/girl that is really trashy

Chong guys usually wear stained wife beaters, jinco jeans, chains, sandals WITH socks, virgin mary anything.

Chong girls can be seen with white eyeliner, dark lip liner without the rest the filled in, shaved eyebrows drawn on care of Sharpie, hoop earrings that could fit around your neck, high ponytails on the top of head, white k-swiss and old school white sketchers, and virgin mary memoribilia, and Selena shirts.

Their cars are usually very tinted with $10 spinners and their last name on the back window in old english letters (i.e. campos)

Chongs can be spotted at flea markets, Wal-Mart, Circle K, South Texas, etc.

*they also say words like "vato," and "guey" (pronounced way) which means dude in spanish.
Sarah: Eww did you just see that chong's car?
Jessica: Which one? Ramirez or Gonzalez?
Sarah: How could you tell?
Jessica: Duh it's on the back of his El Camino.
by i hate chongs April 16, 2006
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