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chocolate chaplin

A variation of the dirty sanchez, although narrower in breadth.

Neologised within the pink shack on the slopes of Moanalua ridge.
Although the dirty sanchez is a popular modality of face pooing, I much prefer the refined approach of the chocolate chaplin.
by McSlagam August 6, 2011
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Chocolate Diamond

The act of shoving rock candy up one's anus, then defecating on another's chest.
Man 1: What's your favorite part of the day?
Man 2: Well, I would have to say its when the secretary, Margaret, Chocolate Diamonds me during our lunch break.
by Sandwich Bread March 2, 2014
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Chocolatey

Approximating the flavor of chocolate but not necessarily containing actual chocolate. Relating to ersatz or artificial chocolate-like substances. Apparently deemed suitable in labeling foodstuffs.
This ice cream is called "Mint Chocolatey Chip". Look at the label. There's no real chocolate in it, only "chocolatey bits". Let's buy something real!
by Eclectic Lawyer September 13, 2017
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Chocolate Gelato

chocolate gelato: this is when a homosapien eats an excessive amount of indian/mexican leading to an very nasty outcome of slopiness and sloppy excretion
Steven: Damn!
John: What bro
Stephen: That nasty bitch sharted it was chocolate gelato
by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
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Chocoism

The religious beliefs to Worship Chocolate Milk Gamer
i Believe in Chocoism because Choco is the best
by Choco (Kyle) October 3, 2018
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Chocolate Dipped Rosebud

A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.

Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.

This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.

Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.

A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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Chocolate stick

The act of performing anal with an unclean butt and pulling out with poop covering your dick
Billy tried anal but got a chocolate stick
by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020
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