captain morgan

when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her

"so i heard Chris gave her a captain morgan?"
"o yeah he totally did"

by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008

Captain Marvel

A strong, independent and often beautiful woman.

My crush is a really strong girl, a Captain Marvel.

by DanielJJ December 16, 2019

Captain Hook

when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.

Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.

by Cale Mays April 9, 2005

Zee Captain

A man who uses big words to intimidate his suspects, but usually doesn't know what they mean.

Sweet Papa: Bro, you should have heard what he said to that girl, he made her cry!

Satez: They call him Zee Captain for nothing!!

by Satez March 22, 2010

Captain Obvious

When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend

ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005

Ass Captain

Someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have sex with either a lady or man in the anal area of the body.

Ooh, I would love be the ass captain of your anus

by - Ian July 29, 2006

Captain Crunch

A greasy individual who will shit in public with authority.

Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.

by agoblin November 9, 2017