captain morgan

when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her

"so i heard Chris gave her a captain morgan?"
"o yeah he totally did"

by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008

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Captain Marvel

My crush is a really strong girl, a Captain Marvel.

by DanielJJ December 16, 2019

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when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.

Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.

by Cale Mays April 09, 2005

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A man who uses big words to intimidate his suspects, but usually doesn't know what they mean.

Sweet Papa: Bro, you should have heard what he said to that girl, he made her cry!

Satez: They call him Zee Captain for nothing!!

by Satez March 22, 2010

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When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend

ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*

by kimmy booth June 01, 2005

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Someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have sex with either a lady or man in the anal area of the body.

Ooh, I would love be the ass captain of your anus

by - Ian July 29, 2006

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one who asks a teacher several questions usually at the end of class, therefore prolonging class time

A. (Captain Questions)Excuse me teacher.
B. (Pissed off classmate) We'd be out of here if Catain Obvious would stop asking questions.

by Eric Dolton September 24, 2003

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