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College Candy

Adderall or any other mental stimulant acquired through a psychiatrist that jacks you up for the purpose of studying or binge drinking.
She takes college candy? That's why she was able to drink so much!
by Joe Smith Jr. III part 7 October 26, 2010
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sandy candy

When your getting a blow job at the beach and tank your penis out of the mouth, dip it in the sand, and put it back into the mouth. Similar to a baby bottle pop.
The other day I gave my girlfriend a sandy candy.
by Miebe May 2, 2018
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BAM, candy!

Something said emphatically after correctly answering a question, with the expectation of candy as a reward.
America's name was derived from the Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci, BAM, candy!
by jippdogg May 10, 2010
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candy cakes

Faux cakes made with candy bars.
Candy cakes are a great alternative to a normal cake for any special occasion.
by Ed Brondo January 28, 2009
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Shoulder Candy

When a male/female is with someone way out of their league.
Seal with Heidi Klum. Heidi is Shoulder Candy
by faustzeno October 22, 2009
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poon candy

Food used during sex that resembles a dick, such as a banana.
Guy 1: I just fucked my girlfriend with a banana!
Guy 2: That my friend would be poon candy.
by cracker08 January 22, 2010
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candy cunt

1) A pussy that looks so good and tastes so good, you could definites have it all day long.

2) A pussy that feels so good, it gives you the shivers when you hit it or lick it.
3) A hoe that is so sweet, you have to take advantage of her.
4) A hoe that gives it to you so good, you feel sugary inside and out. You tend to lose control and feel
like you are levitating, and all you can sense is that that cunt feels or tastes so good.
5) Sex that feels so good, you get excited when you get to do it all over again. It makes you feel like a kid in a candy shop.
1) Last night when I was with Anna, I found out she has a candy cunt.
2) Last night, I walked in on Tina and I saw that pussy. She definitely has a candy cunt.
3) Angela is a candy cunt. I want to hit it in the worst way!
4) I was in Jessica last night. Man, you should definitely hit that candy cunt!
5) Last night, I was at the club and hit the jackpot. I hit the candy cunt jackpot for real!
by Thotcrates October 3, 2016
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