california taco slurp

A person who puts their penis in a hard shell taco (specifically one with toppings) and has a partner eat it with their mouth; or anus.

2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.

I have skylar a California taco slurp

What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah

by Thebloodycocker January 26, 2016

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California

One of the rich people's paradises! The only state that has more Targets than Walmarts. California's geography is extremely diverse. Northern California is mostly forests, farmlands, and mountains. Southern California is mostly cities, valley, mesa, deserts, and beach towns. The Bay Area is mostly cities, robots, and wine.

I love California, but it's too expensive!

by Eastermister September 1, 2016

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california sandstorm

When your jizz comes out super fast and it's like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆

I California sandstormed my friends mom

by Liam swearing in May 31, 2016

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california sandstorm

When your jizz/cum comes out like a shotgun shell filled with 1000 pellets, it usually has a wide radius and hits the objects around the target.. cause=Cumming too fast

That idiot California sandstormed on my wall

by California Sandstorm May 31, 2016

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California cunt race

When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"

Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.

"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"

by Zero man February 15, 2017

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