loren cream

a shrump of a girl who is closely related to a oompa loompa.

that kid will be a loren cream some day, what a shrump.

by dangrotesque November 28, 2007

CREAM CHIEF

the wanting of a girl ( or boy) to come all over your face

boy asks girl to cum all over him and shouts i am the "cream chief"

by sugarplumfarmer September 04, 2008

Cream Churner

The sexual act of taking Vanilla Bean ice cream and shoving it up your partners anus to use as lubricant.

Sammy's penis was cold as ice after he had a Cream Churner with Sarah.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

Pillow Cream

The cream produced from wrenching a pillow come sponge. Often rendered whilst bathing in the moonlight.

My wife's birthday is coming up and I've been saving up all my pillow cream just for her!

by I. Hava Vageen May 04, 2010

cream head

cream head implies someone who is balder than an eagle. if you are classified as a cream head u need to buy a wig. example: Bruce Willis

"I can't believe i saw that cream head walking down the street the other day."

by aguyinthemist October 28, 2017

Cream Machine

When a gay man has sexual relations with multiple partners without being in a committed relationship.

Thomas told Fredrick that Blane wasn't a good fit for him because he is a true cream machine and wouldn't be faithful.

by TheFurnitureGuy April 19, 2011

Rage Cream

Rage cream is the solution to all rage. it is used when being raped in video games such as black ops and halo.

Holy fuck how do "Pwnsi" and "Lawao xD" keep raping me?
It's time for Rage cream

by Lawao xD February 10, 2011