COOCKOO-Business

The act/acts of messing around, and/or doing something purposely to annoy someone. More so, someone who gets annoyed very very very very very very, VERY, easily!
"Quite frankly, this is SHAMEFUL! I'm trying to calculate these scores, and we have people here doing COOCKOO-Business!"
by Sgt. Complex July 6, 2021
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bad for business

Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.
Man, that 4th chili dog with onion cheese tots was bad for business!
by JavaJaneOhio October 15, 2011
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Did My Business All Out

Did My Business All Out refers to crapping. It actually means when you just shat for any time period of over 20 minutes. “All out” in the definition will refer to the contents of your bowels or as in “going all out,” in which would indicate went all out shitting ffs.
MOTHERFUCKER WHY DONT YOU ANSWER YOUR CELLY!!?”

Chill back YOU DIRTY ASSHOLE I just DID MY BUSINESS ALL OUT!!! I’m not trynna shit-chat ass-open with you bro!!”
by Treebonics June 29, 2018
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Busy Shit

Anything that requires saying that you are busy.
Person 1: Yo P2 im doing some busy shit rn im learning the craft of skinnynomics
Person 2: Alright son thats some busy shit
by kekistani420 September 4, 2019
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Business Bumpkin

Business man who was a country bumpkin in his early years.

Hybird of business man and country bumpkin.

Usually wears "dress" boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a button up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.
Business Bumpkins include the following:
Jesse Livermore, Greatest Bear on Wall Street.
Ken Lay, Enron Exc
Arthur Cutten, Wheat speulator
by business bumpkin September 16, 2012
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Standing on business

Justin: "You're not getting it, it's not CLOCKING to you. It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business, is it?"

Paparazzi: "Dude wtf are you on about"
by KeepTheDamnSocksOn July 1, 2025
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Business Hour Boyfriend

When the only time the girl can talk to you is when she is at work and you’re exes but she still wants something, She seems interested until she leaves work for other men and alcohol. Sometimes as a bonus in the evenings she will talk when her getting divorced bf has his kids. She gets lonely then and knows you care and will talk to her.
Emily still loves him but he’s just the business hour boyfriend dnow bc she is talking to someone else but she still wants him around so she can get attention and knows he loved her.
by Mittyymm December 14, 2018
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