The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
by Oral Hershiser December 25, 2024
by maozengdong April 26, 2024
A Blowjob were the penis gets inserted into the mouth while it is filled with cubes of ice. Giving a rather "interesting" stimulation.
At a family gathering
Wife "Hey what do you want for dinner?"
Son-in-Law: "Blowjob on the rocks for me hun."
Parents-in-law: A what??
Wife "Hey what do you want for dinner?"
Son-in-Law: "Blowjob on the rocks for me hun."
Parents-in-law: A what??
by Kha6 January 04, 2021
If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?
by QuacksO May 03, 2021
The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"
by MAXDOZER November 08, 2024
A type of blowjob coined by the infamous Sophie Rain. The Ohio State Blowjob was born on Ohio States campus with Sophie Rain going to town on former OSU QB C.J. Stroud.
by C.J. Stroud November 25, 2024
“Oh man, I was sitting on the throne dropping a duece, playing on my phone and my girl gave me the best Brooklyn Blowjob dude”
by !Bgbgbg! February 06, 2024