bitched

when a guy does some unneccessary shit for a girl beause he thinks it will help him get some pussy even though evryone knows there is no chance of that happening

when hersh was taking the sats, steph called and said "hersh my vagina is bloody, bring me a tampon" so hersh got up, went to a&p, bought some tampax, brought it her, and left. then two days later, after hersh finishes doing all of stephs homework, and finishes walking her dog and cleaning up its shit with his bare hands, he is at his grandmas funeral when steph calls and says, "hersh im done with this tampon, come throw it out for me. hersh runs to his car, goes up in the bathroom grabs the tampon, rubs it on his cock because that is the closest his cock will ever come to her pussy and then throws it out.

by south side playa April 3, 2005

Bitchery

A conglomerate of bitches. A large congregation of assertive women.

Albert: Maaaaan, what a bitchery!
Jose: Yes indeed, Albert, there's quite a few bitches here. Almost as many as in The Hills.

by Return_of_the_mack June 2, 2009

all bitched up

Extremly excited-horny

Damn it, I'm all Bitched up, I need to find a man to put the boots to me!

by LB May 6, 2005

shitty bitches

an expression used in times of frustration.

SHITTY BITCHES! i just dropped my placenta burger on the ground!

by Colin May 8, 2005

Dumb bitches

Katie and Madison

When Katie and Madison are talking about anything that ends up being a deep discussion, they are being dumb bitches.

by bonechillin'cherrybomb February 14, 2012

bitchboy

The type of (heterosexual) guy that girls never want because they have a hard time really thinking of us as 'a guy'. Basically, in theory, we're not "manly" enough... And also because being willing to die for them (or even kill if it was somehow necessary) isn't good enough.

Nothing wrong with being a "bitchboy", even if society looks down in it. Just like they look down on pot-smokers, atheists, "tomboys" and homosexuals.

by Half Ounce of Kush February 18, 2008

bitcher

An increasingly more common typo of the word "butcher".

I am going to go find Tom and get some meat at the bitcher shop.

by OneLess August 22, 2007