BedSeed

Tiny reddish-brown seeds that appear in your bed out of nowhere.

"I found two more bedseeds this morning."
"What the fuck ARE they?"
"No idea."
"Where do they keep coming from?!"
"Dunno."

by BonerChampDogKiller July 30, 2012

Badger

Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.

Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.

Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.

by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012

BeDeP

It's a universal term that can be used in many way, but most commonly used as a way of saying "What up"

Joe - BeDeP Chris?
Chris - Not much man just chillin.

by bedepmayun September 19, 2012

bedelicious

Denotes a hot person you want to sleep with.

Sam: Did you check out that hot guy who joined our team yesterday?

Di: O yes!! He is totally bedelicious...!

by Sdhanthira December 12, 2012

bedrezzled

When a man ejaculates into a womans ear canal.

The last time she forgot to cook dinner, she woke up bedrezzled.

by Bedrezzler June 27, 2012

badgercockled

an extremely offensive slur - mostly used to refer to people who insist on being right all the time and then get hung up on some stupid thing when you challenge their authority, and are revealed to be too stupid, annoying and ugly to understand what the word really means and then end up having to look it up on urbandictionary.com in secret, to avoid the shame of not knowing the true meaning of the insult.

"Cara, quit being so badgercockled! Of course she's right."

by badgerbait August 19, 2013

Badgerologist

A very intelligent person who studies all different types of the majestical badger!

Man: Hey, look! What is that type of badger?
Professor: I know because I'm a Badgerologist!!!
Man: What is it then?
Professor: It's the most majesticalist badger of all, the Honey badger!! It's kicks ass.

by DeViiLzZ February 18, 2014