professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

creamy beaver

When a woman not on birth control takes a creampie inside her beaver, not realizing shes on her most fertile day of the cycle.

The result of a creamy beaver is always, or almost always, a beautiful disaster

by Sexydimma May 26, 2021

Milwaukee Beaver Trap

When you’re ramming a farmer’s daughter in Wisconsin from behind outside in the dead of winter and hers’/your respective wetness freeze, thereby creating an icicle effect.

Dude #1: Dude, my dick hurts.
Dude #2: She gave ya the good suck last night, eh?
Dude #1: Nah, we were boning outside and we got a Milwaukee Beaver Trap
Dude #3 just listening: <calls the fucking cops>

by MilwaukeeBeavers December 14, 2021

Turkey Beaver

A girl with a vagina bigger than her ass

Danm Sheila, you really weren’t joking when you said you were a Turkey Beaver.

by Miimosa January 29, 2022

Wet Polar Beared

When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.

" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."

by Corey Jackson September 6, 2009

skinning the beaver

Shaving the pussy.

Last nght I observed an escort skinning the beaver. It felt like a peach then after.

by spacemonkey13666 February 18, 2015

polish the beaver

To furiously rub the clitoris or labia to which the new surface looks clean and shiny

Polish the beaverMe and danica were polishing the beaver last night.
Furiously rubbing her puss

by websters slang February 25, 2015