Code word for smelly minge.
Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frederico Espozana June 23, 2011
Get the Sailors Beardmug. The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.
On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.
by Themadbaron May 14, 2011
Get the Vacation beardmug. Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com
Dude, those bums beards are so salty.
Those surfer's have some really salty beards
www.saltybeards.com
Those surfer's have some really salty beards
www.saltybeards.com
by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012
Get the Salty Beardsmug. by Ms. Batwing January 19, 2008
Get the Frosting The Beardmug. When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.
by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015
Get the turd beardmug. 1.
A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.
It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.
2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.
It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.
2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
by Lime Beard January 25, 2010
Get the Lime Beardmug. The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.
Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!
Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.
Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.
Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.
Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.
by Æ.Di May 16, 2019
Get the Plan Beardmug.