after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!
guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
by dylan dudeacle November 28, 2012
The crook of all the beard styles. Very sparse and patchy, sometimes looks like a dirty shit pirate beard. Usually worn by metal heads or just ratty gnarly fucking dudes.
by dingletheberry November 02, 2015
The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.
On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.
by Themadbaron April 24, 2011
by EEEEEMONEY July 15, 2011
by Clive Pillowfriend August 16, 2007
A very beautiful person on the inside and out, has a handful of humor in her jeans, and is very athletic and attractive. Boys will come and go like seasons but one day she will find the one. She is a very hard worker and has good grades and big dreams.
by Aaliyah Sheptalk December 30, 2017
When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
by Mad Innovator April 04, 2014