If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

boston baked beans

when a broad is giving you a blowjob and you hold down her head on your wanker and rip one

man, i opend a can of boston baked beans on that tina bitch last night.

by Sykes The Savage November 10, 2008

Read her beads

To tell someone (her) off.

My gurl Christy was going on about how dope her new timberlands was and how lame my knock-off Fubu was until I read her beads. Bitch don't talk about my Fubu now.

by Pgh Kenn December 11, 2007

Bearshare

Downloading Program...way better than kazzaa and limewire. only EMUlE can beat it.

"hey i need to use bs...let me on the comp"

by AnDizzle Phamizzle Foshizzle mizzle nizzle May 13, 2005

The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.

Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
Narada: Oh fux, the bears are out!

by FirmWare October 4, 2008

Beans and Gravy

Is a reference normally made my rat like creatures (some variations are pigeon or ratty). it is used during a drunken text to refer to two separate parties, normally of the opposite sexy, and is continued by asking if these parties would be interested in making a stew with the person in question. In simpler terms it is a way of referring to two people as beans and the other gravy, and continues by asking if both beans and gravy would like to have a threesome (aka stew!) with the person texting.

the best moment of my life way meeting gravy (katie cuz it rhymes with gravy). then i met satch aka saskwatch or beans for short, aka i want to lick your bean. never before has a single being ever dreamt of mixing beans and gravy. i like both beans and gravy separate. Never had them together but if u fancy a fuckin beans and gravy stew with me, id def be up for it.

by shitlemister August 8, 2010