Buzzer Beater Genius

A person that procrastinates so much that they often land in situations where they are practically guaranteed to miss a deadline or completely fail their project, only to miraculously succeed in their last-minute action with flying colors.

"Jacob won the Science Fair with the project he ONLY STARTED LAST NIGHT?!?!? That boy's a Buzzer Beater Genius!!"

by TheSiegeMachine March 24, 2018

Snowy Beaver

a cocaine covered labia

That stripper has a snowy beaver, I’d love to snort that.

by Unbebeavable August 6, 2018

Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

Man Beaver

Man Beaver (Noun) - slang for gay man's ass hole. Example: slap my man beaver with your fat dick. synonyms: man-gina, boy pussy.

example 2: stuff your hot rod in my man beaver
example 3: Fuck my man beaver with your fat wood

by axethrower21 May 23, 2019

market beater

A person who likes to beat the market.

#1 Warren Buffet is a market beater. #2 Dude you are such a market beater.

by tequila guy April 12, 2019

Buzzer Beater

When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself

Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!

by Gloryboy4life October 4, 2019

Stupid beaner Enrique

That beaner you want to butt fuck

Hey look it’s that stupid beaner Enrique

by Swampynutsack November 11, 2019