third baseman

A knowledgeable person you bring with you when negotiating a deal for a new car.

I brought Chris with me as my third baseman when I bought my new Audi. He ended up saving me thousands of dollars.

by tiab guls May 23, 2014

Seattle Basic Bitch

Is the typical angry female seen staring at her phone or just plain looking angry.If you make eye contact with this beast she will start pointing at you and screaming misagynist, oppressor,or any other litany of feminist anti-male buzzwards.

Man did you hear that Seattle Basic Bitch going off on that guy for asking her if she wanted a drink at the bar last night.

by SingleSeattle November 2, 2015

first baseman

A neighbor you jerked off.

When I was 8 my neighbor and I were first baseman.

by MillionDollarMan July 29, 2016

Erens basement

A fucking basement that needs a frikking keeeey and that shit is the plot point of FUCKING THREE SEASONS OFFFFFF A AAAAAAAANNNNIIIIMMMMMEE

FUUUUUUUCK ERENS BASEMENT IT FRIGGIN CONTAINS SOME SHIT ABOUT HISTORY THAT NOWONE CARES ABOUT!!!!!

by AOOOOTTTT ISSSS WIEEEEEEERD November 19, 2018

Texan basement gremlin

A short older man or "Gremlin" hiding in your basement waiting for you to fall or get stuck so he can proceed to give you a Texas chilli bowl

Watch out when your at seth's place I think there might be a Texan basement gremlin in his house

by One single yike September 18, 2020

coming out of the basement

When a marijuana user reveals their habits to friends and family. Derived from the practice of smoking in the basement (can be seen on That 70's Show for example)

Guy: "I thought Kent was a super clean cut guy, who only drank?"
Girl: "Nah, dude. I heard that Kent's coming out of the basement. He bong rips on the daily!"
Guy: "Ohhh. So that's how he's always flying high."

by Ten Points to Ravenclaw November 29, 2018

Sleep in the basement

When a bald man stick his head up another man's ass and attempts to stay there for an extended period of time.

Dave was in town for a visit and Bart offered to let him sleep in the basement.

by The English Prick April 6, 2021