Turkish barber

The complete opposite of Jewish barber where a man from Turkey becomes a barber. It is used to slag someone of or describe someone who you dont like.

James W "OMG, i hate Craig G so much"
Raab A "Why"
James W"Just because he is a stupid turkish barber"
Raab A "ohh ok i understand"

by Robert G Allison July 15, 2010

barnet

big bushy hair like a pillow on the back of your head .you have to shoat "oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"and look like the michalin man .also have bugeies and then have a hair cut like a monk or friar tuck.

get your hair cut you barnet basher
and
yo yo mushroom head

by smelly pig February 22, 2005

Barnesy

a slang term for anal sex. Taken from ex Liverpool and England Footballer John Barnes who for the Official England 1982 World Cup athem with New order performed a rap which said "to unlock the defence you have to get round the back"

Alright dude went out on a date last night. You never guess what? Only went back to her's and she let me barnesy her.

by Alex John Cook December 14, 2008

Banner ads

Advertisements synonymous with the world wide web, with intentions of trafficing or attracting potentional customers to a given product or website.

Banner ads are an effective way to bargo products over the internet.

by Ämadeu§ July 9, 2003

Barney

A pink purple colour similar to the colour of the fur of the popular kid's show host Barney the Dinosaur.

Barney's fur is Barney in colour.
A wobbit's hair is Barney in colour.

by Wobbit :D March 11, 2009

Barnes

When you find yourself lacking cash on a night out and so decide it is appropriate to begin searching for other peoples losses on the floor around the club, specifically around the bar.

Jake: What did you do about your cash situation last night then mate? Bitta' Barnes?
Jeff: Totally Barnsed it mate, came out with 30 spoon.
Jake: Prick.

by Richmeister5000 January 31, 2010

barney

another way for sayin fag in mexico, a communist and or drug lord… FBI has been tryin to stop him but they say hes got to many followers help me and many others take this mutha fucka out!

hey hey you felipe! you're a barney!

by kirby baggins September 14, 2005